
I get some crazy Neomail. Rather, I get some Neomail from crazies.

Perplexing? Methinks you would find entrapment in a wet paper bag perplexing.

Yup. That is the only possibility. Durrrr…

I am always happy to assist…

Is this level of stupidity learned or innate?

Assume all you want. I was trying to help you find the answer on your own up until now.

O_O I cannot even *begin* to say anything to make her look more dumb than she did voluntarily.



She actually thanked me for implying she was dumb. *faints*
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Here is an old classic. This is the one that some people point to when they say I hate Canadians. Silly muppets. Anyone with a functioning logic processor can see that this is not really the case.






omfg
Comment by eyrie — March 4, 2006 @ 10:36 pm
how thick can you get!?
Comment by eyrie — March 4, 2006 @ 10:37 pm
Interesting comments… o_O. I hope you find mine make a bit more sense.
This “Zoey Fletcher” person (going by Marther) is absolutely hilarious. She attempts to use adult vocabulary but spells everything wrong (like most of the people who entertain us in your screenies). I want to congratulate you on happening upon this person and, as always, being fabulously witty with your responses. Keep up the good work.
Comment by Funkaneo123lala — March 23, 2006 @ 7:47 am
How stupid do you have to be, if you can’t even spell the name of your own country? And “Canada” really isn’t the hardest spelling to remember…
Comment by obsidiana_ — May 6, 2006 @ 10:08 am
How stupid do you have to be, if you can’t even spell the name of your own country? And “Canada” really isn’t the hardest spelling to remember…
Comment by obsidiana_ — May 6, 2006 @ 10:08 am
How stupid do you have to be, if you can’t even spell the name of your own country? And “Canada” really isn’t the hardest spelling to remember…
Comment by obsidiana_ — May 6, 2006 @ 10:08 am
Sucks looking stupid when pointing out somone else’s stupidity, duddnt it? :9
Comment by goofyspouse — May 8, 2006 @ 7:18 am
You do show shocking bias against Candians… these are still pretty funny though. XD
And really, you’ve even said so yourself, nothing you say to these people will make them look dumber than they will on their own.
I’m beginning to suspect you play neopets in order to harrass the cracked little eleven-year-olds with false illusions of grandeur.
…Not that I can really *blame* you… ^__~
Comment by Dwarven_Princess — May 9, 2006 @ 11:01 am
There is nothing I enjoy greater than watching (or reading) idiots being put in their places. Thank you for these hilarious examples. XD
Comment by Ruby2star — May 15, 2006 @ 3:27 pm
I totally live in Candyland.
right next to that fat lard, Gumpy.
Comment by Ninja — June 11, 2006 @ 11:10 am
Oh really? They live in Candyland? Tell them to get me some chocolate. XD
Comment by Alan — June 21, 2006 @ 9:43 am
These are just hilarious. Thx for the laughs.
Comment by HB — July 24, 2006 @ 11:47 am
Sometimes the idiocy of common neopians shocks me – then I remember that they can’t help it, and I feel sympathetic. *rolls eyes*
Comment by Hawkie — October 28, 2006 @ 10:12 pm
How did people this mentally challenged get on Neopets in the first place?
Comment by ShadowMage — May 26, 2007 @ 8:51 am