I’ve spent the last three days getting my affairs in order, but I just logged off of my goofyspouse account for the last time a few minutes ago. My emotions are mixed, but the site really did stop being fun for me and I just plain needed to go.
My final act was removing my 134k+ Bottles of Black Sand from my safety deposit box and putting them into my inventory. This is some additional insurance against ever coming back, as there is NOTHING one can do to access items when there are that many.
Anyway, as promised, here are some screenshots of that event:
The first shows the items in the SDB. I couldn’t take them all out at once. It would, however, do 20,000 at a time.
The second shows my inventory page with the item count. Note that no images even display. I couldn’t see a thing.
The third is me trying to type into a BD Chat board letting everyone know that I tried QuickStock, but it locked up tight trying to display it. I tried several times and it never would load.
Farewell, everyone. My advice for those who may care: Don’t do things out of habit. If they are no longer fun, stop doing them.



Well said Ray. I’ll respect your decision to go, but it’ll be weird not seeing you and your clever touches on the BDC anymore. Good luck in real life
Comment by Anonymous — August 27, 2009 @ 10:14 pm
Byebye, Ray. The real world will enjoy having you back for good
Comment by Hecate — August 28, 2009 @ 12:46 am
wow…just wow. not sure neopets will be the same without you old man. thanks to you for helping all those along the way. thanks for the laughs you gave us for those you wouldn’t help. thanks for all the old boots. thanks for all the screen shots.
Comment by hottie — August 31, 2009 @ 6:01 am
Goofyspouse quit Neopets cuz my neopet was gonna whoop his neopet’s ass in a battle.
Comment by Noko — November 26, 2009 @ 1:09 pm
I get that… I quit a couple months ago, myself. Kinda felt like I was in daycare. Well, here’s to the real world, and goodbye to growing censorship.
Comment by Jo — December 24, 2009 @ 12:50 am
Hey I heard you suck cock?
Comment by Aha — September 5, 2010 @ 11:35 am
Is that true does he really give head?
Comment by Phil — September 5, 2010 @ 11:37 am
Yep he gave me a blowjob the other day. That’s why he hasn’t been online in so long. Get off my dick goofy!
Comment by Stew — September 5, 2010 @ 11:37 am
Goofyspouse loves nothing more than a big cock in the mouth
Comment by Truth B Told — September 5, 2010 @ 11:47 am
I read your screenies once every few months when I’m bored and you are legitimately one of the funniest people… Ever. Be my best friend?
Comment by Gwen — November 7, 2010 @ 5:20 pm
Dude if I were you I’d take down this site. Every screenie makes you look more desperate for attention than the last. Also doesn’t help that you quit Neopets. Whoever made fun of you in the past was proven right when you got bored with Neopets and stopped updating your site. I can see the smug look on their faces now XD.
Comment by Joker — April 27, 2011 @ 2:23 pm