I have many more queued up, but life has been too busy/fun/interesting to spend much time mocking the masses. Here are some recent ones. Not the best, but there are a few good ones in there.
WOMG…it finally uploaded from my laptop. The joy is unbearable.
My pet BlackSandMuncher is an avid reader, but he only reads books from the Igloo. Every book I tried grabbing from the Igloo on a recent restock was gone. I eventually gave in and grabbed a really old one with the thought that I would just resell it in my shop.
BlackSandMuncher says ‘How many books are in Neopia? I want to read them all!’
The Art Of Cybunnies vanishes in a puff of yellow smoke!
I’m glad I actually tried reading it to him. How on earth did that one slip through the cracks?
Someone just sent me 5 bottles of GREEN sand followed by a note expressing their pride in having done so. Weirdo.
Anyway, I turned around and put them on the Trading Post with the wishlist of “Anyone got BLACK sand?” and received the following offer within a minute:
That username ranks right up there with geeksmakemehot. 
